Oldest Boy asked if we could rent West Side Story. His dance and music teachers at school have been playing clips from the movie in class. He convinced Middle boy that it was about gangs and he'd really, really, really like it. I love old movies, especially musicals, so I was thrilled. We found a copy at Blockbuster and grabbed Karate Kid II as well.
We watched the first half of West Side Story last week, on a school night. On our way home from skiing Saturday afternoon, assuming they had forgotten about the Jets and the Sharks, I reminded the boys we could watch Karate Kid II. Oldest Boy said, "Can we watch the rest of West Side Story first?" I was so pleased. Middle Boy was not.
We showered, got in pajamas, made our popcorn and cocktails, and finished West Side Story.
Middle Boy disappeared towards the end of the movie, but he watched longer than I thought he would. We heard the hum of an electric pencil sharpener coming from his room. [He loves to draw with colored pencils.]
I was sitting with Chris.
Me: Let's pretend you're Tony and I'm Maria.
Chris: Sure! [wheels turning]
Me: Tony has nice hair and a full mouth. Would you consider a little filler in your lips?
Chris: No. [buzzkill]
Me: would you consider hair extensions?
Chris: No. [double buzzkill]
Me: Will you at least sing "Maria" to me?
Chris: I can't sing.
Me: Yes you can. Come on. Do it. Please...
Chris: No.
Me: What about "Somewhere"? That's so romantic.
Chris: No.
Me: Fine. I'll sing my parts and your parts. [clearing throat]
Oldest Boy: Dad, sing "Cool" or the "Jet Song". Those are good!
Chris: This isn't going how I thought it would.
Me: My mother almost named me Maria you know...